Maplatyikneggov is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, proud swallow.

Maplatyikneggov created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Maplatyikneggov, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Maplatyikneggov, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Maplatyikneggov's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Maplatyikneggov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Maplatyikneggov's name in vain.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Maplatyikneggov.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must love Maplatyikneggov.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.