Bambodyim is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, duplicitous raccoon.

Bambodyim created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bambodyim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bambodyim, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bambodyim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bambodyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Put Bambodyim first in all things.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Do not commit murder.