Japhubhak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective raven.

Japhubhak created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Japhubhak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Japhubhak, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Japhubhak's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Japhubhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Put Japhubhak first in all things.