Futdongil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate bird.

Futdongil created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Futdongil, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Futdongil, she will curse you with boils.

Futdongil's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Futdongil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Put Futdongil first in all things.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.