Rotlimbum is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient bird.

Rotlimbum created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotlimbum, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rotlimbum, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Rotlimbum's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rotlimbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Worship no other gods but Rotlimbum.