Ladlikmif is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented cat.

Ladlikmif created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladlikmif, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ladlikmif, it will cry a lot.

Ladlikmif's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ladlikmif's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black nematodes, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Never bounce in the presence of goats.