Gatmapgebquaflarpdusslibgab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, cheerful wombat.

Gatmapgebquaflarpdusslibgab created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatmapgebquaflarpdusslibgab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gatmapgebquaflarpdusslibgab, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Gatmapgebquaflarpdusslibgab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gatmapgebquaflarpdusslibgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must pray to Gatmapgebquaflarpdusslibgab seven times a day.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Never talk about fire.