Tig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, flying otter.

Tig created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Tig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tig, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.