Tipluncebarm is a god.

He takes the form of a small, confident pigeon.

Tipluncebarm created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tipluncebarm, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tipluncebarm, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tipluncebarm's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tipluncebarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never feed apples to great tits while wearing gray corsets.

4. Run away if four cats approach from the west.

5. Do not run in public.