Hubtipfliswit Arpflowrip Podvan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty mink.

Hubtipfliswit Arpflowrip Podvan created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubtipfliswit Arpflowrip Podvan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hubtipfliswit Arpflowrip Podvan, it will destroy your home solar system.

Hubtipfliswit Arpflowrip Podvan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hubtipfliswit Arpflowrip Podvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Hide from indigo cats for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hubtipfliswit Arpflowrip Podvan.