Binguptar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, prudent crane.

Binguptar created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binguptar, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Binguptar, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Binguptar's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Binguptar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Never mention dogs.