Mitflapkipyok is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, charitable coyote.

Mitflapkipyok created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitflapkipyok, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mitflapkipyok, it will curse you with boils.

Mitflapkipyok's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Mitflapkipyok's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange birds, for they are unholy.

2. Hide from black seals for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.