Pogfithen is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, emotional pigeon.

Pogfithen created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogfithen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pogfithen, she will turn you into a plant.

Pogfithen's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pogfithen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pogfithen.