Farmigfebkontontifquill is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, proud bird.

Farmigfebkontontifquill created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farmigfebkontontifquill, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Farmigfebkontontifquill, it will send you a sign.

Farmigfebkontontifquill's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Farmigfebkontontifquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.