Jigkipnad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, egotistical goat.

Jigkipnad created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigkipnad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jigkipnad, he will strike you with lightening.

Jigkipnad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Jigkipnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near moths.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not speak about apples.