Kincennad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing zebra.

Kincennad created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kincennad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kincennad, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Kincennad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Kincennad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always pray immersed in water.