Banshavzim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent hummingbird.

Banshavzim created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banshavzim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Banshavzim, it will try to impress you with trees.

Banshavzim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Banshavzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.