Catrapvenflan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, vain camel.

Catrapvenflan created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catrapvenflan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Catrapvenflan, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Catrapvenflan's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Catrapvenflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Catrapvenflan.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Never talk about planets.