Metditsab Cetgubfig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, sage shark.

Metditsab Cetgubfig created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Metditsab Cetgubfig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Metditsab Cetgubfig, she will be very sad.

Metditsab Cetgubfig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Metditsab Cetgubfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. You must pray to Metditsab Cetgubfig nine times a day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help aardvarks.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.