Cenfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent dragon.

Cenfarn created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenfarn, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cenfarn, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cenfarn's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cenfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cenfarn's name in vain.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.