Badgepzim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless whale.

Badgepzim created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badgepzim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Badgepzim, she will send you a sign.

Badgepzim's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Badgepzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow stockings.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Put Badgepzim first in all things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.