Niblogcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing parrot.

Niblogcuss created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Niblogcuss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Niblogcuss, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Niblogcuss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Niblogcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.