Bidarp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless armadillo.

Bidarp created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidarp, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bidarp, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bidarp's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bidarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.