Yogkipwon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive hamster.

Yogkipwon created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogkipwon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yogkipwon, she will turn you into a hamster.

Yogkipwon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yogkipwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near squirrels.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Put Yogkipwon first in all things.

5. Do not eat carrots.