Sislaptik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent wyvern.

Sislaptik created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sislaptik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sislaptik, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Sislaptik's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sislaptik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sislaptik.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about comets.

5. You must love Sislaptik.