Lopvanyarploopbusbim is a god.

She takes the form of a small, benevolent manatee.

Lopvanyarploopbusbim created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopvanyarploopbusbim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lopvanyarploopbusbim, she will try to impress you with trees.

Lopvanyarploopbusbim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Lopvanyarploopbusbim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never eat green fruit.