Nuthangil Gumlibyok is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, thoughtless horse.

Nuthangil Gumlibyok created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuthangil Gumlibyok, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuthangil Gumlibyok, she will turn you into a frog.

Nuthangil Gumlibyok's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nuthangil Gumlibyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.