Mongubdad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical donkey.

Mongubdad created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mongubdad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mongubdad, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mongubdad's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Mongubdad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Never paint your feet mauve.

5. Never bounce in holy places.