Xencimdudbig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, thoughtless eagle.

Xencimdudbig created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xencimdudbig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xencimdudbig, it will boil you in a big pot.

Xencimdudbig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Xencimdudbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Never run near horses.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.