Dinvinzag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent scorpion.

Dinvinzag created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinvinzag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dinvinzag, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dinvinzag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dinvinzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about badgers.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dinvinzag on top of all buildings.

5. Never hurt capybaras.