Dobdab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, slow scorpion.

Dobdab created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dobdab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dobdab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dobdab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dobdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Never jump in the presence of horses.

5. Put Dobdab first in all things.