Weebemnartail is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate crane.

Weebemnartail created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weebemnartail, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Weebemnartail, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Weebemnartail's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Weebemnartail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must love Weebemnartail.

3. Never wear black skirts.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Weebemnartail.