Watsanflamhigbapvonqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, amazing hamster.

Watsanflamhigbapvonqueeg created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watsanflamhigbapvonqueeg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Watsanflamhigbapvonqueeg, it will be very unhappy.

Watsanflamhigbapvonqueeg's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Watsanflamhigbapvonqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. You must pray to Watsanflamhigbapvonqueeg nine times a day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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