Fabhablib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic mongoose.

Fabhablib created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabhablib, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fabhablib, he will turn you into a worm.

Fabhablib's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fabhablib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.