Fabhablib is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic
mongoose.
Fabhablib created gold three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fabhablib, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Fabhablib, he will turn you into a worm.
Fabhablib's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Fabhablib's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about moons.
2. Never think about black holes.
3. Never laugh in holy places.
4. Do not speak about spinach.
5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.