Sasfatyaksis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, boastful parrot.

Sasfatyaksis created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasfatyaksis, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sasfatyaksis, she will ignore you.

Sasfatyaksis' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sasfatyaksis' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Sasfatyaksis on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear blue stockings.