Bomlibtun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical otter.

Bomlibtun created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomlibtun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bomlibtun, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bomlibtun's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bomlibtun's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Run away from yellow great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.