Cemxinart is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless
alligator.
Cemxinart created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cemxinart, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Cemxinart, she will destroy your favourite star.
Cemxinart's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Cemxinart's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cemxinart.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cemxinart.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never think about comets.
5. You must never eat wheat.