Renbingan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate lion.

Renbingan created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renbingan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Renbingan, she will turn you into a frog.

Renbingan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Renbingan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never mention monkeys.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink alcohol.