Lentonkdam is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, contented dragon.

Lentonkdam created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lentonkdam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lentonkdam, she will turn you into a mouse.

Lentonkdam's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Lentonkdam's Holy Commandments

1. Lentonkdam loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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