Stermabnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident jackal.

Stermabnurt created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stermabnurt, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stermabnurt, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stermabnurt's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Stermabnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink frogs for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink alcohol.