Tiffetdud is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, slow otter.

Tiffetdud created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Tiffetdud, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tiffetdud, she will make you grow a tail.

Tiffetdud's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tiffetdud's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always obey Tiffetdud's priests.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.