Zimlegbit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, kind dragon.

Zimlegbit created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimlegbit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Zimlegbit, she will remove you from existence.

Zimlegbit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Zimlegbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Never look at galaxies.