Dumgamvol is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, almighty crow.

Dumgamvol created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumgamvol, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dumgamvol, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dumgamvol's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dumgamvol's Holy Commandments

1. Dumgamvol loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect five platinum sculptures of Dumgamvol on top of important buildings.

4. Run away if nine ducks approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.