Bampanpon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong fox.

Bampanpon created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bampanpon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bampanpon, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bampanpon's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bampanpon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three tortoises approach from the south.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. You must love Bampanpon.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shave your arms.