Butbudfon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, grumpy swan.

Butbudfon created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Butbudfon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Butbudfon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Butbudfon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Butbudfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never think ill of sick seals.

5. Respect your elders.