Nilldabtetti is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever wren.

Nilldabtetti created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilldabtetti, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nilldabtetti, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nilldabtetti's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Nilldabtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Never feed limes to pigs while wearing gray hats.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect three silver sculptures of Nilldabtetti on top of important buildings.