Milvidbut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, loving penguin.

Milvidbut created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Milvidbut, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Milvidbut, he will not care at all.

Milvidbut's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Milvidbut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Milvidbut on top of all buildings.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.