Gonjatmab is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient
eagle.
Gonjatmab created the world seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gonjatmab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Gonjatmab, she will jump up and down on your head.
Gonjatmab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Gonjatmab's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear white clothing.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gonjatmab.
3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.