Bughakdabbunbit is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, competent guinea pig.

Bughakdabbunbit created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bughakdabbunbit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bughakdabbunbit, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bughakdabbunbit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bughakdabbunbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Bughakdabbunbit loves goats, so they must be honoured.