Fodarpbag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, idiotic gnu.

Fodarpbag created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodarpbag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodarpbag, he will remove you from existence.

Fodarpbag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fodarpbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Feed all hungry horses.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.